Temperance Railway, next stop Cigaretteville


I love maps, I love transit, I love transit maps, I love historical documents,¬†and I love all things drink. So, you can imagine that I love this map. It’s pretty great. From 1908, and recently dug up by the Library of Congress, it shows all the stops you’ll go through if you continue down your non-temperate life. Such places as¬†Selfishburg, Hypocrisy Heights, Whiskeyton (my neighborhood), Treasondale, Malicefort, Cocain Park, Sing Sing, Dissipation Gap and Prizefight City.

Here it is full-sized and huge in case you want to print me a present.