Without getting into Israeli politics, because I’m tired and it’s above my pay grade anyway, I have to admit this is just a terrific campaign ad. Carry on.
A new series, where we try to give a short, easy, way-oversimplified background and history to a story that could use at least a hint of explanation, but really needs like a massive book or several.
So, what the hell is going on in Ukraine? There’s these protests, people are mad, it’s gotten violent, and at least 25 people have died just between yesterday and today.
Let’s start at the beginning:
- Ukraine lies at the intersection of Russia’s and the European Union’s interests.
- It also lies at the intersection of the Russian world and the European world.
- The E.U. would like closer diplomatic, cultural and economic ties with Ukraine.
- Russia sees Ukraine as a lost province that just needs to find its way home.
- (There’s a ton of natural gas involved in this too.)
- Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych is from the eastern part of the country, which is far closer to Russia than Europe.
- He’s pretty much seen as wicked corrupt.
- He was also a major figure the last time there were major protests in Ukraine.
- In November 2013, he rejected a trade deal with the E.U.
- And that’s when the protests began.
- In an effort to quell the protest, parliament passes a draconian law outlawing them on January 16.
- Doesn’t stop them, in fact, the first casualties occur just six days later.
- As pressure mounts, on January 28, the prime minister quits and parliament annuls the anti-protest law.
- There are about 25,000 protesters in Independence Square.
- Yesterday, riot police attached the square, and at least 25 people died in the violence.
- Today, the E.U. and U.S. are considering imposing sanctions.
- Update: Lawmakers in the Lviv region (to the west bordering on Poland) have declared independence from the Yanukovych government.
Make sense? That’s what I thought.
This has been the first installment of V&V Oversimplified Explanation Theater.
A poll by the Atlantic Council found that 56% of Americans favor a more direct engagement, or even normalized relations with our neighbors off the coast of Florida. What’s more:
The poll offered even greater evidence that a political tide has turned with its finding that two critical domestic political constituencies favor renewed ties to Cuba by even larger majorities than the nation at large. Survey respondents from the US Hispanic community supported broader Cuban relations by 62 to 30 percent. And voting-age residents of Florida, a decisive swing state in recent presidential elections, back a policy change by 63 to 30 percent.
It’s such a bizarre accident of history and ethnicity that we treat Cuba the way we do. It’s supposed to be because Communism, but who seriously believes that? We trade freely with China, Vietnam—hell, pretty much every other “communist” country. The U.S. has instituted and defended dictatorships far more inhumane and despotic than the Castros. It’s a shame we never truly embraced the island when we had the chance, and instead turned it into a playpen for the corrupt, which of course spurred a revolution.
So, maybe this poll is good news that can at least begin a process of not even necessary embracing our southern neighbors. Of course, probably not with this congress, but maybe this administration. I just want to be able to freely fly to Havana and try a fresh Cuban with my mojito.
As an aside, apparently when President Kennedy instituted the embargo, they tried to exempt cigars:
We tried to exempt cigars,” John Kennedy told me in early 1961 when I brought him the order that imposed an embargo on trade with Cuba, ”but the cigar manufacturers in Tampa objected. I guess we’re out of luck.”
I’m good at parallel parking. You may be too. But even Det. Jimmy ‘Popeye’ Doyle has got nothing on this particular masterful parallel parking job, which was captured by some Russian’s dashboard camera.
Just two random interesting things I came across today:
The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea apparently can’t get enough South Korea’s Choco Pies. In a country where the best jobs pay $63-100 a month, “the snacks are viewed as exotic, highly prized treats, selling on North Korea’s black markets for as much as $10.”
In the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, meth is offered as casually as a cup of tea.
Breaking News: The Taoiseach (Prime Minister) of the Republic of Ireland gets drunk. Quite a bit. In fact, he’s probably rat-arsed right now. According, at least, to an alarming exposé by none other than that bastion of journalistic excellence, the Daily Mail:
But a review of Mr Cowen’s public behaviour and his own admissions, coupled with extensive interviews of people who have witnessed the Taoiseach’s excessive consumption, reveals a habit of drinking that has been well known in Leinster House for more than a decade.
This is a man who has designated Wednesday nights as ‘drinking nights’ – when he is able to imbibe heavily because he does not go into the Dáil on Thursdays.
And while Mr Cowen has struggled to avoid being seen inebriated in public, he has the unlimited use of the Dáil’s private bar – making it easy to conceal the true and worrying extent of his consumption.
It is an open secret in the Dáil that at Leader’s Questions, Opposition spokesmen tailor their questions according to whether or not the Taoiseach is hungover. If he has had a particularly heavy night, they try to bait him – leading to the sort of angry outburst from Mr Cowen that they know will guarantee them television exposure.
Maybe when you read this:
The nation’s females were lambasted when asked which country had the ugliest women in an international poll. Votes poured in, with people from around the globe eager to point out how overweight, unladylike, and generally foul British women are. Major complaints centred around how many are ‘rude’, ‘drink pints of beer like men’ and ‘end up drunk in the gutter’. The UK’s (not so) fairer sex were also accused of unashamedly breaking wind and belching in public, of letting their fat hang out, were smothered in ‘bad tattoos’ and committed crimes against fashion by proudly sporting ‘too-tight bikinis and football shirts’.
This makes more sense:
The ICM poll, of 2,000 adults aged 18-24, found 36% of those questioned went out drinking with the specific intention of getting drunk, alcohol awareness charity Drinkaware said.
The survey also found that one in three young adults thought it was acceptable to wake up without knowing how they got home after a drinking session and one in 25 believed it was OK to end up in hospital.
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s memoir is on sale today, alongside a lengthy profile/preview of the book in the Washington Post. Based on the tidbits from the profile, I may just have to snag A Journey: My Political Life (What an original and totally interesting title!). The Post piece mostly centers on the backstabbingly close relationship Blair had with his successor Gordon Brown. There’s this little tidbit regarding how Blair felt about Presidents Clinton and Bush, both of whom with which he shared close relationships.
Blair first visited with George W. Bush at Camp David in February 2001. He and Clinton had agreed on so much, while he and Bush agreed on so little.
On his last visit, he and Clinton had sat in the sunshine debating how the center-left could stay in power, “exactly the kind of stimulating, intellectual, conceptual conversation that Bill loved, and as ever I would learn constantly, adding my own analysis and always surprised and encouraged by how our thinking converged.
“This was not George at all. . . . George had immense simplicity in how he saw the world. Right or wrong, it led to decisive leadership.” The two men came to like each other, so comfortable in each other’s presence that, years later at a G-8 summit, Bush turned to Blair during a statement by one of the leaders in attendance and said, “Who is that guy?”
“He is the prime minister of Belgium,” Blair replied.
When Bush grumbled that Belgium is not part of the G-8, Blair explained that the man was the president of Europe. ” ‘You got the Belgians running Europe?’ He shook his head, now aghast at our stupidity,” Blair writes.
Oh, did I mention there’s a poop joke:
One wonders if a pro might have steered Blair away from TMI moments, such as his musings about stomach upsets on the road: “I am very typically British,” Blair writes. “I like to have time and comfort in the loo.”
This is pretty bad-ass. From the YouTube description:
A Complete History Of The Soviet Union Through The Eyes Of A Humble Worker, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris.
Music by “Pig With The Face Of A Boy”
Written and performed by DONALD NEWHOLM and DAN WOODS, with MALCOLM GAYNER & ROBIN HARRIS
Photographed by TIM JORDAN
Costumes by LUCY NEWHOLM
Production assistant NICOLA LINCÉ
Special thanks to JAMES LAMONT and REMY LAMONT
Produced by CHRIS LINCÉ and DAN WOODS for the ‘Musical Comedy Lab’
Directed, animated, and edited by CHRIS LINCÉ
Buy the album at http://www.pigfaceboy.co.uk