Sorry for the lack of posts, but today was pretty hectic. Here’s some stuff to hopefully make up for it:
Today in Fuck You: Fuck the NFL, fuck the Ravens, and most importantly, fuck Ray Rice. We all knew Ray Rice beat the shit out of his fiance. Somehow, though, nothing could be done until a tape surfaced. Let that be a lesson: don’t get taped.
Bonus Fuck You: Fox News makes with the jokes about the ordeal.
Finding the perfect time to release some unpopular news, the NCAA announced they are lifting the sanctions on Penn State.
The worst governments in America are local governments.
Federal judge Richard Posner: “Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted children; their reward is to be denied the right to marry. Go figure.”
I guess that’s it for now. Now a thing that is awesome: