Probably a short one today, other tasks (“work”) made the day go away:
Today in Fuck You: Representative Mo Brooks (R-Ala.)* says that Democrats are launching “a war on whites.”
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) says President Obama is a disaster because he only had one term in the Senate before becoming president, but also says that Sen. Rand Paul would be the “most credible candidate for president since Henry Clay,” even though Sen. Paul has had one term in the Senate.
Rep. Steven Palazzo (R-Miss.) sent a Bible to all of his fellow members of Congress to “to help guide you in your decision-making,”
Hotel in New York charges wedding couples $500 for every negative online review their guests make.
* I almost wrote this as (You Know Which Party-You Know Which State).