If you frequent this here premier “web log,” there’s a good chance you may once or twice have read the New York Times op-ed page. You might even recognize the names of the columnists, who every day spout the most conventionally wise of the conventional wisdom. This is a feature that is dedicated to these folks, highlighting one line that is either funny, ridiculous, strange, or actually intelligent or well-written.
Today’s is from Maureen Dowd, who in her truly awful column today, “Where’s the Oval Avatar?,” writes:
There are three problems with this unbearable metaphor: Barack Obama is not in captivity, he’s not a bear, and he’s not loose.
Do you even know what a fucking metaphor is?