Wednesday’s finally almost done. Here’s some stuff to read while you wait for it to finish:
Today in Fuck You: A kid is on trial in Virginia for sexting (that word) his also-not-adult girlfriend, who also sexted (that word) him. Authorities want to bring him to a hospital to induce an—ahem—to take pictures of his—ahem.
The Senate is taking up gun legislation this week—how will senators seeking reelection act?
The Federal Reserve is planning to wind down its unprecedented support of the U.S. economy this fall.
Former New Orlans Mayor Ray Nagin was sentenced to 10 years in prison for corruption.
“The [border] crisis along the border is tailor made for Republicans. It makes their base hopping mad, it juices their campaign fundraising, and anytime the government is unable to address a problem it makes Obama look bad. Why on earth would Republicans want to do anything to change any of this?”
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. No, really.
50 Brazilian newspaper covers this morning (The Metro is my favorite).