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President Obama will outline a strategy to turn from Afghanistan, from which the U.S. will withdraw by 2016, to focus on emerging terrorist threats in Africa and the Middle East in the commencement speech at West Point today.
The dirtiest coal power plant in the country dragged kicking and screaming into cleaning up thanks to new environmental regulations on power plant emissions.
Officials in China’s Xinjiang region held a massive public rally at a sports arena to sentence 55 people for such crimes as “violent terrorism.”
Six elderly people in Anqing, China reportedly have killed themselves to ensure they die before June 1, when city regulations mandate that all dead be cremated instead of buried.
“Take me to fucking court because I don’t care. Minorities are not going to run my city.” — La Vista, Nebraska, Mayor Douglas Kindig
An Indiana pg farm says that it has been reinfected by a deadly pig virus that already wiped out 10 percent of the U.S. hog population but was considered contained.
Comcast promised to provide inexpensive Internet service to poor Americans, surprisingly did not deliver.
Finally, residents of a Spanish town that translates to “Fort Jew Killer” opt to change name to “Fort Hill of the Jews.”