I hate April Fool’s Day because it makes the Internet unbearable, so you can trust that none of the below links are pranks or lies.
NATO has announced that it will suspend “all practical civilian and military cooperation” with Russia because its annexation of Crimea and the lack of evidence that its military is moving away from the Ukraine border.
The S&P 500 closed at a record high today.
President Obama announced today that over 7 million people signed up for health care under the Affordable Care Act, meeting or exceeding the goal.
Looks like it wasn’t pneumonia that killed President WIlliam Henry Harrison, but from enteric fever, from D.C. being a literal cesspool.
More things that make Arizona awesome: The state is gifting a private prison company $1 million because there weren’t enough prisoners.
Holy crap, they finally updated Homestar Runner!